Funny Animal Jokes

ANIMALS WITH SMARTS

Q: What’s the smartest animal?

A: A fish because they stay in schools!

 

WHALE THAT’S FUNNY

Q: Why did the whale cross the street?

A: To get to the other tide.

 

HACKERS BEWARE

My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

 

MONEY STINKS

Q: How much money does a skunk have?

A: One scent!

 

BUG PLUS BIRD

Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A. A walkie-talkie!

 

PISCES PLUS PACHYDERM

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

A. Swimming trunks!

 

THIS LITTLE DOG WENT TO THE MARKET

Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?

A: A flea market!

 

DOG BREEDS

Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chi-ha-ha!

 

MATH FOR OWLS

Q: What kind of math do owls like?

A: Owlgebra

 

OVER-CAFFEINATED KANGAROO

Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

A: She got too jumpy!

 

SO MUCH FOR PACKING LIGHT

Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation?

A: She only had a little trunk.

 

IF HIPPOS COULD TALK

Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight.

Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical of you.

 

ASTRO FISH

Q: Where are fish in orbit?

A: In trout-er space

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ELEPHANT FOR HIRE

Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted?

A: His qualifications were completely irrelephant.

 

 

HOPE YOU’RE NOT LACTOSE INTOLERANT

Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?

A: Plenty of milk!

 

 

THE HARDEST WORKING CHICKEN YOU’LL EVER MEET

Q: How long do chickens work?

A: Around the cluck!

 



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