Birthday Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

 

WELCOME TO THE WORLD

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

 

DIAMONDS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.

 

BIRTHDAY HEARTBURN

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

 

THE MOST COMMON BIRTHDAY PRESENT

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!

 

BURN BABY BURN

Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?

No, they both burn shorter!

 

 

BRING OUT THE CANDLES

Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?

Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

 

 

A GHOSTLY BIRTHDAY CAKE

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?

An “I scream” cake

 

KANGAROO BIRTHDAY

What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday!

 

BIRTHDAY CAKE LOVE

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?  It was icing on the cake.

 

MAKE A WISH

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.

 

WHOOPS, NO PRESENT

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

 

SAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?

A: It was a sappy one!

 

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FAMILY AGE JOKES

Age is a relative thing.

All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

 

 

ELEPHANT GIFT

Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?

A: A trunk full of gifts.

 

 

GOLDFISH BIRTHDAY

Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?

A: Have a fin-tastic day.



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