Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
DIAMONDS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
THE MOST COMMON BIRTHDAY PRESENT
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
BURN BABY BURN
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
BRING OUT THE CANDLES
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
A GHOSTLY BIRTHDAY CAKE
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
An “I scream” cake
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
BIRTHDAY CAKE LOVE
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
MAKE A WISH
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
WHOOPS, NO PRESENT
Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
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